dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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