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say what?
wanna hang out?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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