Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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