Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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