And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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