Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
