I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
