well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Also, beer. Big fan.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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