morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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