I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
