i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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