I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't deserve a penis
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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