Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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