In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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