I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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