Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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