So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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