I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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