If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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