butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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