S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
