Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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