No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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