I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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