At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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