I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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