i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just high enough for therapy.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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