I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The adults are the big ones right?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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