Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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