There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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