More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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