I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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