I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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