I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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