I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
