I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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