so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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