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go home
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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