I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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