quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
