Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The struggles of a small town man whore
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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