brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize