haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I want a musical about memes.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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