i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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