Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
where are my eyebrows?
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