Her vagina should come with caution tape.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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