Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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