Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
