No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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