Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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