I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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