And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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