dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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