I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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