Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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